You don’t know what Zookiosity is? Ron Zook would like you to know.

Zookiosity us understanding that chaos, like herpes, can be more damaging to your partner the other team and should be spread shamelessly to all you come in contact with.

Zookiosity is continuing to aimlessly throw the ball long after it’s blatantly clear Juice’s box is empty and still ending the day tied for first in your conference.

Unassuming teams travel lightly to Champaign, only to wake up the next morning with their faces covered in caked Zookiosity.

Zookiosity reigned last weekend, tripping some, and slamming others into the dirt.

Doc Brown harnessed Zookiosity into his flux capacitor, enabling time travel and pre-maternal incest.

Zookiosity is here.

Be prescared. Be very prescared.

# 2007 Oct 01