How to convince a friend you’re in love with to have sex with you and possibly leave her boyfriend.

Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.

Disturbingly hilarious.

Via kottke.

# 2009 May 28